Vivian for “Humiliated, Barbie vowed never to try to impress any future dates by offering to “play a little game.”
Viv, one WAKA kickball coming up! Start the k-ball insanity in KY… i said k y…
I’ve also got to give out two runner-up prizes for the use of “Natural Snack” in the caption.
ACW for “This prototype of “Filthy, Naked, Dinosaur-headed, pole-dancing, Natural Snack” Barbie was canned because of a marketing problem with Adjective Overload.” and
Bathroom Reading for “Barbie got a little angry when she was traded to the Natural Snack strip club. And they learned an important lesson: don’t get her angry; you wouldn’t like her when she’s angry.”
You guys win kickball stickers. feel free to put them anywhere! Your car, your cube, over the mouth of the Philipino boy you abducted, and much, much, more! I won’t have those in hand until Sunday, so they’ll go out in a few. And sometimes, I can be, um…a little tardy with my mailings…sorry BR…
I’ll give y’all the skinny on my Leaving Las Vegas/Jerry Springer/Cops roomates (it is now not uncommon to come home to random people crashed out on the couches, and the smell of Chi Chi’s Strawberry Magaritas permeating everything in the house) next week.
As far as new contests and challenges go, well, K-Lo fancies herself a karaoke singer, and issued a bit of a challenge. Stay tuned for results…
Y’all brought some serious funny this week! Thanks, because It’s been a loooooong week at work, and it was a nice distraction to stop back here every once in awhile to see what was being thrown up on the site.
Thanks for playing, everbody!
I won? I won! Now WTF am I going to do with a kickball? I only joined that league to meet Tom Selleck look alikes and build my alcohol tolerance.
Comment by Vivian — April 1, 2005 @
Oh wait, this is April Fools, right?
Comment by Vivian — April 1, 2005 @
No Foolin’, girl. You really won! Use the ball to start a new league of strapping young bucks and lovely lasses that meet weekly to play a child’s game for 60 minutes, drink like 80’s glam band rockers, and hit on each others like sailors on leave…
Comment by Kickball Superstar — April 1, 2005 @
well now I want my kickball…I want to drink like 80’s glam band rockers! And I already hit on people like I’m sailor on leave…but the kickball might make it official.
Comment by melina — April 1, 2005 @
You gots to lemme know where to send the magical, mystical kickball! Based on your site, I’d say you’re a perfect candidate for kickball!!!
Comment by Kickball Superstar — April 1, 2005 @
Yeah, when I read Viv’s, I laughed sooooo hard. She is always very clever. I’m still going to keep trying in these caption contests…I think I could start a hot 20-something, girls-only kickball league where we wear short shorts and tanks and look like a hot volleyball team, but cooler. Yes, yes, that’s what I’ll do…
Comment by Jackie — April 1, 2005 @
I played volleyball in college…and I knew that I was playing the right sport when I was wearing those tiny shorts and knee pads. No boy can resist a girl in knee pads! (sorry that was kind of related to Jackie’s comment)
Comment by melina — April 2, 2005 @
Can’t wait…my daughters love stickers. Love them. Would sleep in them, if we’d let them (mean parents!)
OK, and here I thought this was a clean blog, and here comes Melina with the knee pads. Not that I mind that, actually. Wait, I’m married. Am I allowed to still like it when other people talk like that?
Comment by Bathroom Reading — April 2, 2005 @
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