This week has sucked donkey bollocks as far as work goes. Something’s gotta give. And that something this week, was me updating this site.
I feel out of the loop with not only you folks crazy enough to come here and read what I have to say, but with all of your sites as well. I haven’t checked squat all week! For all I know:
1) BR’s in Kualalumpur, and his photoblog has won three pulitzers.
2) Viv’s come and gone to Charleston with her 50-ish ex-coworker that’s Creepy with a capital Freak.
3) Melina and Drk have moved from the cornfield and are both working at Coyote Ugly in Las Vegas. Melina’s monthly phone bill is $258 due to massive long distance text-messaging charges.
4) Jackie has left her new job and is currently working on an “86 Tips for Women” book (a la “He’s just not that into you). Melina will buy the first copy. sorry - that was too easy.
5) ACW - has revealed his true identity, and is finally comfortable letting everyone know that yes, he is in fact, River Phoenix - who faked his death years ago to avoid the limelight, but is now ready for some action again.
I will catch up with y’all on the flip side of this weekend.
Happy 11 days before Flag Day!
-KS