Let me start off by saying that what you are about to read is from something that I found on Fark.com (which i highly recommend).
The paragraphs below are about a Japanese animated movie that Disney released.
I’ve seen a lot of weird Japanese animation, but this is one of the weirdest. I sat my wife and kids down in front of the TV to watch it and everything started off OK. Then the raccoons came on the screen and started transforming. That was strange, but not that strange. It was then that I noticed something odd between the legs of the male raccoon characters. It wasn’t until I saw it again a few times that I realized what it was – a scrotum. I said to my wife, “Did you see that?” We both looked again and I said, “Is that what I think it is??” We then realized we had seen the first testicles shown in a Disney film. Fortunately the kids didn’t notice. But it got weirder from there.
As the movie progressed, an older male raccoon asked all the other male raccoons to sit on a large red carpet. The carpet then transformed and folded up between the male raccoon’s legs. Yes, he transformed his scrotum into a giant carpet. Again, I said, “Was that what I thought it was?!?” It got weirder from there. Later in the film, a bunch of raccoons start flying in formation to attack the humans. Their testicles then swell up to about 10 feet in diameter and they dropped out of the sky and flattened the humans with their massive balls. After landing, one of the warriors proceeded to swing his large scrotum around knocking over humans in a fight. I frankly couldn’t believe what I was seeing. I was simultaneously amused, baffled, repulsed, and at a loss for words.
Ok. KS here again. wow. Part of me thinks this is BS, but I also really want to believe this is true. Anyone out there know about this?
And if you want to read the rest of this guy’s review, just go here.
On a completely un-ball-related note, my nephew flies down here (without whomping anyone in the head with his scrotal sack I hope. The Dept. of Homeland Security frowns on that sort of behavior) tomorrow to begin college at the College of Charleston!
Also, I’ve been toying around with the idea of podcasting lately. Especially after listening to the Nate and Di Show (who live here in the Chucktown area, too). I’ll keep you posted on how that pans out!
CROATOAN,
-KS