Sometimes knowing that KSG’s parents and my mom read this make me hesitant to post certain things.
This is one of them.
I was rushing to get out of the house and down to my improv comedy class last night (my recital’s tomorrow night, y’all…), but had to brush my teeth and use the facilities beforehand.
So, I brushed my teeth, and then took a big ol’ swig of Listerine. I figured I’d gargle while I…well, you know… (and not #2, jerks)
I couldn’t do it. For whatever reason, certain nuerons wouldn’t fire, muscles react, and/or systems perform their desired functions simultaneously. I had to do one or the other. I was totally unable to do both things at the same time. It kinda weirded me out a bit…
So, I stood there with a mouthful of Listerine, did my business, then gargled and was on my way.
You try it, and let me know if you can pull it off. Please.
Patting my head while rubbing my stomach,
-KS
PS - I was mentioned on the Nate and Di Show last night!!!! Sweet! They’re a couple of podcasters from the Lowcountry, and I’m an avid listener of their show. Check it out if you get a chance.
And speaking of podcasts, I’ve also been listening to the Dawn and Drew Show for the past couple of weeks, too. That’s some funny stuff, y’all.
So, Nate/Di - Dawn/Drew…if y’all are googling yourselves and come across my site, feel free to drop me a line or say hi on your next cast. I’d be much obliged…