Sometimes knowing that KSG’s parents and my mom read this make me hesitant to post certain things.
This is one of them.
I was rushing to get out of the house and down to my improv comedy class last night (my recital’s tomorrow night, y’all…), but had to brush my teeth and use the facilities beforehand.
So, I brushed my teeth, and then took a big ol’ swig of Listerine. I figured I’d gargle while I…well, you know… (and not #2, jerks)
I couldn’t do it. For whatever reason, certain nuerons wouldn’t fire, muscles react, and/or systems perform their desired functions simultaneously. I had to do one or the other. I was totally unable to do both things at the same time. It kinda weirded me out a bit…
So, I stood there with a mouthful of Listerine, did my business, then gargled and was on my way.
You try it, and let me know if you can pull it off. Please.
Patting my head while rubbing my stomach,
-KS
PS - I was mentioned on the Nate and Di Show last night!!!! Sweet! They’re a couple of podcasters from the Lowcountry, and I’m an avid listener of their show. Check it out if you get a chance.
And speaking of podcasts, I’ve also been listening to the Dawn and Drew Show for the past couple of weeks, too. That’s some funny stuff, y’all.
So, Nate/Di - Dawn/Drew…if y’all are googling yourselves and come across my site, feel free to drop me a line or say hi on your next cast. I’d be much obliged…
hi
Comment by drew — September 14, 2005 @
Nice! Thanks Drew! Congrats on the Element, and give us an update on Mr. Cheepers and Chicken McNugget some time soon…
Comment by Kickball Superstar — September 14, 2005 @
That’s weird! I have trouble mainlining heroin while I’m operating a forklift. Maybe it has something to do with genetics.
Comment by AnonymousCoworker — September 14, 2005 @
Yep-always proud.
Comment by KSM — September 14, 2005 @
I am not sure what your problem is, but I can gargle listerine (cool mint specifically) and well . . . you know at the same time. Granted it was after 2 glasses of wine. I will go so far as to say I think it is more difficult for a female because I couldn’t just “jump up” and spit out the listerine if necessary. I am such a looser - Friday night and I am attempting to beat a “pee” challenge!!!
Comment by Suzanne — September 17, 2005 @