The Slip and Slide of Moral Decay

Wow.

This one was tough, y’all. I have no doubt that each of you would give Chewie a great home, based on the efforts put forth in my humble caption contest! But, only one person will be walking away with The Chewie.

I narrowed it down to five finalists. Here they are in no particular order:

• Pat Robertson blames Boy/Chair union on gay marriage, pornography, Flipper reruns
by AnonymousCoworker

• When asked about getting head stuck in seat, Boys remarks, “It was for chair-ity.”
by AnonymousCoworker

• 1st year Gryffindor flunks Chair Levitation final. It’s “Leviosa”. Right, Hermione?
by KSGM

• After failing his philosophy test, yet again, Billy proves the existence of the elusive “chair.”
by Jackie

• Giving Bobby a special “Double” dose of Ritalin ends in disaster as Bobby tries to get his “head in the game.”
by Jackie

So, with no further adieu, I’m so happy to turn the announcement ceremony over to Simon Cowell, Paula Abdul, and Randy Jackson.

RJ: ACW - I totally dug all of your entries, dawgs. Yo, I mean they was tight, dawg. ACW brings game with some political-type humor, and then, BAM! He hits you with some old-school silly-ass wordplay! I’m feeling you, dawg.

KS: Donald Trump??!?! How the HELL did you get in here?!?! I like ACW and I thought his stuff was great! No need to be an asshole about it. You’re friggin’ hair is fired, Donald. Why don’t you, that Lemony Snicket looking dude, and the Princess Di after a year of benders, go back to the boardroom, and continue to fill your company with GAME SHOW CONTESTANTS!!!!

sorry folks. back to the show…

(theme music begins to play)….

We seem to be running out of time, so let’s wrap this up, shall we?

KSGP - Your entries were absolutely great! All these whippersnappers that entered the contest should give you your propers for stepping up to the plate and delivering some comedy gold…But, as much as it pains me to say this (And run the risk of getting docked major points), Chewie will be going to neither Houston nor the Crescent City. But I think you’re both very smart, attractive, and I’m honored that you jumped in with both feet.

Well, that narrows it down, doesn’t it?

Jackie - As silly, wacky, stupid, fiercely intelligent and ravingshly handsome as I am, I’m also a sucker for a good philosophy joke.

Jackie from 86 Tips is the winner of the 1st Annual Chewbacca Award for funniest caption in a pointless blog contest!!!!!!

Shoot me an email and let me know what your address is, and the three-inch wookie will be on his way to you!

Just remember: You’ve got to take him out (at least once!), photograph the night (or day, or afternoon)’s events, and post ‘em on your site! Then, one day, when the time is right - and Chewie will let you know - show Chewie the door by offering him up to a contest winner of your choice!

Thanks for playing everyone!

RJ: Peace, dawgs!
PA: G’bye, everyone! I love you all! Aren’t KSGP sooooo cute?!!?
SC: Oh, bloody hell…