That’s right. I said it. Danny Bonaduce SCARES me. Clowns, puppets, sometimes heights, and now, Danny Bonaduce has been added to my list.
Sometimes I think he’s full of it, but other times, the fact that he might be full of it scares me EVEN MORE. Because then he’s just smart (and crazy) enough to be dangerous, and that’s bad, y’all.
KSG and I like to say one of the lines from a recent episode in our scariest voice… “The woman…that I would KILL for…doesn’t exist.” You try it. Alone. In the dark.
KSG also thinks it’s funny to say, “Bonaduce Bonaduce Bonaduce” in the mirror. I’m just waiting for him to come crashing through it one of these days. And you can’t hit him in the head with a mug to stop him. He’ll just keep right on comin’…
But you can be your Aunt Fanny that I’ll be tuned in Sunday night to watch the latest episode…
You hear that, Danny? I like your show. Please don’t kill me or KSG. She knows not the forces with which she is dealing.
-KS
You win some: Jackie and Chewie hung out in Chicago, and he couldn’t look happier! Nicely done, Jackie. It seems that the wookie has taken a step up in bar class from the last time he was out with me…
You lose some: I found out Sunday night that I didn’t win the podcasting gear from the Nate and Di Show’s contest. Damn! That would’ve been sweet. I’m still interested in podcasting, but I’m going to have to wait and get some money saved in order to get the proper gear. Hint Hint, Santa…
I did win a free computer a few months ago though. Our company replaced all of it’s old Dell desktops with new IBM Thinkpads, so they raffled off the desktops, and I got one! It’s not bad - considering it was free - and I installed a 100 gig hard drive in it over the weekend so that I could move all my music from the laptop to my home PC. Not quite the greasy yet accomplished feeling you get when you change the oil in your car, but pretty damn close, if I do say so myself!
Until next time, America.
-KS
P.S. - KSMom, Dad, and older sister are coming down to Charleston this weekend. I’ll see if we can’t get some pics taken while we’re out on the town…
P.P.S. - I had the strangest dream last night. I woke up at 2:30 in the morning, and wrote down bits and pieces of it, so I’d remember it. At the very least it’ll be a post. At best, Miramax will option it and it will revive Scott Baio’s career….
