That’s right. I said it. Danny Bonaduce SCARES me. Clowns, puppets, sometimes heights, and now, Danny Bonaduce has been added to my list.
Sometimes I think he’s full of it, but other times, the fact that he might be full of it scares me EVEN MORE. Because then he’s just smart (and crazy) enough to be dangerous, and that’s bad, y’all.
KSG and I like to say one of the lines from a recent episode in our scariest voice… “The woman…that I would KILL for…doesn’t exist.” You try it. Alone. In the dark.
KSG also thinks it’s funny to say, “Bonaduce Bonaduce Bonaduce” in the mirror. I’m just waiting for him to come crashing through it one of these days. And you can’t hit him in the head with a mug to stop him. He’ll just keep right on comin’…
But you can be your Aunt Fanny that I’ll be tuned in Sunday night to watch the latest episode…
You hear that, Danny? I like your show. Please don’t kill me or KSG. She knows not the forces with which she is dealing.
-KS
Danny Bonaduce is a FU**ING looney!
Comment by AnonymousCoworker — October 18, 2005 @
I’m sooo with you and KSG on that one! It’s a guilty pleasure but holy crap is he whacko…it wouldn’t surprise me if next episode he was wearing a diaper and smoking crack with his five year old.
Comment by Melina — October 18, 2005 @
I agree - he is a nut job. I initially thought he was just acting crazy for ratings, but I think his psychosis is the real deal. I’d be SCARED if I was that therapist!
Comment by texasbiscuit — October 19, 2005 @
Good call. He is a total psycho. I know so because he’s my brother.
Just kidding.
Comment by Jackie — October 20, 2005 @
I agree completely! That dude ain’t right.
Comment by NJ — October 20, 2005 @
i saw him last night on Adam Corolla and couldn’t belive the things that came out of his mouth!
Comment by PLD — October 20, 2005 @
Hmmmm, you are afraid of Clowns and Puppets - where are the bungee cords? Have you overcome your phobia of bungee cords?
Comment by Suzanne — October 21, 2005 @
Suzanne!!!! How’s Charlotte?
And yes, somehow, someway, I’ve overcome my fear of bungee cords…Not sure when it happened, it just did…
Comment by Kickball Superstar — October 21, 2005 @
Charlotte is one small step above sucks! I miss Charleston. Can I play centerfield in kickball again if I return?
Comment by Suzanne — October 25, 2005 @
Do big rabbits and bees and falling apples on trees make you pee to your knees. EVERY comment was done by a professional PUSS!!I’ll bet you’d say it all to his face as you were running down the street.
Comment by Gill Bates — January 7, 2006 @