0 - times I checked my email while gone. it was awesome.
1 - times Annie almost choked to death because i made her laugh while she was mad at me.
2 - one-way flights taken
2 - pieces of already licked candy offered to me by Annie’s 2 year-old niece
2 - pieces of already licked candy that I ate.
2 - families I got to spend Christmas with
2.99 - price of delicious “jug wine”
3 - feet of visibility due to fog in Gulf Shores, AL
4 - favorite homemade cookies eaten. thanks mom.
5 - points I lost at Annie’s parents house for not remembering something (i don’t even remember what it was about. I only remember her mom saying I’d lost 5 points)
6 - episode number of our next podcast (coming soon. really. I mean it.)
7 - states visited and/or driven through on vacation
9 - eggs used in omelette I cooked on 1/1/06
10 - years off my life after Annie scared the bejeezus out of me in return for making her choke by jumping out of a hallway when I was coming out of the bathroom.
10 - dollars gambled and won back at video poker on Bourbon Street
11 - days of my holiday vacation
13 - hours of road trips to new year’s location and drive back home
45 - minutes discussing transformers, the incredibles, and scooby doo video games with one of the coolest 5 year-olds ever.
75 - minutes of conversations recorded during the Katie-O (and Chad) New Year’s extravaganza
98 - days until Annie and I see David Sedaris perform in town (best. christmas. present. ever. thanks girl!)
1,000,000 - posts i probably missed from y’all and now will have to catch up in order to know what the heck is going on
loading 16 tons again,
-KS